4 Games I Played in One Day

1. Frisbee Tag


You run around... trying not to get tagged by a frisbee. And if you do get tagged... you lay down like a dead person. And if somebody can jump over you 3 times without getting tagged first, you're alive again and back in the game!

2. Die, Live, Die Again

You are an assassin with a plastic butter knife. Your goal is to kill as many people as possible. The plastic butter knife is thrown at people, usually strapped to something like a football or stick, and if anybody touches it besides the assassin, you die. If somebody catches you before you fall, you live. When you die a second time, you're dead permanently.

3. The Fish, the Dice, and Luck

You have a cardboard fish, 2 dice, and you need a whole lotta luck(this game works best with 10 people or more... 6 is exceptional, but 2 just won't work). The cardboard fish is given to the random person who rolled the highest even number of all the people, and the "Bad Fortune Giver"(person who's it, basically,) gets 3 guesses on who it is. It does not watch the rolling of the dice. 

If you are unlucky enough to have the fish and be guessed right, you get ice cubes down your back and are slapped with a fish. :D 

4. Rocks


You have 10 rocks. Pick out whatever rock you want. Throw it at a tree. If you hit the tree, you get to slap somebody in the face(or, you can kiss them). It has to be a skinny tree, and you have to hit it on the trunk. In some variations, you have to skip the stone or hit something and knock it over.

Personally, I loved Rocks. :D We played it where you got to kiss somebody if you hit something and knocked it over. 

Levels of Stupidity

5. Just really obnoxious... can't shut up... I see your lips moving, but all I hear is "BLAH BLAH BLAH HIM BLAH BLAH BLAH HER BLAH BLAH BLAH GOSSIP BLAH RUMOUR BLAH"

4. The blankness of a stare... STARING. WIT DOS CREEPEH EYEZ.

O,O

3. Lulwut?
Just doesn't know what simple things are.

2. .....*blank stare* Wut?
Doesn't know simple things and can't tell the difference between sarcasm and seriousness.

1. Sarcasm... wut?
The ones that
A) Can't tell you what sarcasm is.
B) Can't tell you want "lulz" means
and C) Doesn't know what emitoticons are.

Exploding Mintoz... Just Add Diet Coke!

It all started with a bag of Mintos and a 2 liter of Diet Coke. And my friend "Uncle" Matt.


We were flipping through an old book that had jokes in it and a note fell out and said "The Mintos Explosion". I opened it and thought it wouldn't work, just getting you to do something stupid. I mean, would you believe a random note that fell out of a library book that was patched and frayed?


Well, we went up to the store and bought some Diet Coke and some Mintos. Then we went back home and into my backyard and followed the instructions;


1. Open Coke
2. Insert Mintos into Coke
3. RUN!!!!!!!!!


...We did everything but the "run" part. It was awesome, seeing the pop fly out of the Coke bottle. It lasted for about 3 minutes and then kind of died.


By the end of it, we were both covered in Diet Coke and were laughing. XD And that's how this whole thing started;


TEH EXPLODING MINTOZ!